forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
- me fucking lying to myself (via youtubeofficial)
- walter white in any given episode (via lordoftheinternet)
"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"
after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalized misogyny. bask, my friends.
Anonymous asked: Hi, different person then the marriage proposal person. However, also wish I could go to you and buy you a ton of concert tickets and hope you marry me instead
Awwww, come on! Go off anon and chat about bands with me!
Anonymous asked: I dunno being covered in soup and crumbs is pretty.. pretty damn sexy....